Books for Christmas

 A totally new and rad book series hit the market named Misadventure and Mystery. Economist and Treasury secretary Scott Bessent says the economy is at “an unnatural high,” he went on to explain “it’s because citizens are buying more assets like Misadventure and Mystery books than they can actually afford.”


Trump disagreed as he read the third in the series, saying “nothing can break the economy when we have oil.” Bessent frowned and picked up the first book. After reading a couple pages Bessent himself was hooked, going so far as to say, “Ehh, even if the economy falls apart I’m still gonna read these books. I wonder if Adrian dies.”


Trump and Bessent reportedly started giggling like school girls as they thought about the character’s possible doom. 


Get your own copy of these great reads this Christmas at:https://books2read.com/ap/81Do3O/Travis-Cramer



And this is partially fake news with the Jester you love best, see you next time, and comment below or I’ll get lonely. (And buy the books to help support a poor start-up author. You’re probably a terrible person if you don’t.)


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