Blogger Threatens Google

 New blogger threatens to murder google after being censored. 

The blogger reportedly said, “Imma kill you Google, just like Biden killed the economy! Yeah, you ain’t ever gonna get up like house prices did, you gonna stay in the dust like a two toed pudgy faced dinosaur.”

Authorities are having trouble finding evidence that the blogger ever really said this; as Google censored it up to heaven, very little or even any remainder can be found of what the blogger said.

After further consideration Google wrote a second more heinous draft of what the blogger supposedly posted, then sued the blogger for posting “such hate speech,” 

The blogger was sued for:

Calling google a: Two legged dog, cross eyed kitten, an armless butterfinger, a hairy snail in a wig, a robot that would wish it had half a brain if it had half a brain more than it does, and an untrustworthy super spy that smells of elderberries.

Google said, “The final string was really pulled when the blogger mentioned freedom of speech.”

After the court ruled that the blogger was innocent; Googled said, “It’s fine, we’ll exterminate the problem in a different way.”

With the blogger now filed missing, authorities are suspicious, but Joe Biden attempts to calm down the situation by saying “Guys, guys, one word: it’s not any more suspicious than sending money to Ukraine…abblahhhblehjjurburgurhjj.”

And that’s fake news with the Daily Jester.